Hey hipster...I have a prescription...Do you?

Forget SARS, Swine Flu, or Ebola. Recently a new medical phenomenon has surfaced. An ever growing demographic across the U.S. and possibly the World seem to have progressive worsening of their vision. I made this observation when I noticed more and more people wearing glasses out and about (Typically only at night). Could it be a result of pollutants, toxins, pesticides in food or possibly some terrorist plot to blind the youth of the world????

Now I remember the day when I was told that I needed to wear glasses. It was in 7th grade and at the time I already had braces (you know those classic silver and rubber band kind). As you can imagine, it was a rough time for me and when I observed this explosion of glasses wearing youth I was perplexed. Were people losing their eyesight and choosing to wear glasses as opposed to contacts or having Lasix surgery?

I began "looking into" the matter. While conducting my research I noticed that most of the "victims" were wearing the same style glasses...Is it possible marketing geniuses targeting the poor and diseased youth with poor eyesight or is it something else?

Then it hit me - So I ask........

Hey hipster....I have a prescription...do you?