Jules D. Kirby

Jules Darling Kirby, a character on Tinsley Mortimer's CW reality show, recently said on the show,"My friends do not tend to be homosexuals, fat or Jewish-y bald . . . I use the N-word sometimes."




But Jules don't you realize you live in NYC where the apartment building you live in is probably owned by a Jew, the JEWelry you buy most likely passed through Jewish hands, your shnoz is bigger than most Jews', and as Chelsea said you would have to go to a Jew doctor to have it fixed.

JACKASS!

"Death by Strangulation"

Let MEN wear pants that actually fit. Leggings should be reserved for [some] WOMEN : p

Is it over yet...?

I was just wondering if Obama's presidency was over yet...I'm over it...I was over it before it began.


I think this woman agrees.

Hey hipster...I have a prescription...Do you?

Forget SARS, Swine Flu, or Ebola. Recently a new medical phenomenon has surfaced. An ever growing demographic across the U.S. and possibly the World seem to have progressive worsening of their vision. I made this observation when I noticed more and more people wearing glasses out and about (Typically only at night). Could it be a result of pollutants, toxins, pesticides in food or possibly some terrorist plot to blind the youth of the world????

Now I remember the day when I was told that I needed to wear glasses. It was in 7th grade and at the time I already had braces (you know those classic silver and rubber band kind). As you can imagine, it was a rough time for me and when I observed this explosion of glasses wearing youth I was perplexed. Were people losing their eyesight and choosing to wear glasses as opposed to contacts or having Lasix surgery?

I began "looking into" the matter. While conducting my research I noticed that most of the "victims" were wearing the same style glasses...Is it possible marketing geniuses targeting the poor and diseased youth with poor eyesight or is it something else?

Then it hit me - So I ask........

Hey hipster....I have a prescription...do you?

Another fine dining establishment marketing to an ever expanding target demographic